Colossatron: Special Report – Prototypes
General Moustache continues to stand strong as the battle to stop Colossatron intensifies.
The military leader spoke with Rick Dalton of Action News 6 and unveiled a range of new weapons designed to halt the rampaging beast in its tracks.
Among these were the high-powered “Super Tank” and the creatively named “Gunship”.
General Moustache expressed confidence in these state-of-the-art vehicles and reassured viewers that the tide of battle would soon turn.
“We’re going to send this thing right back to where it came from,” he said.
The 30-minute interview was cut short due to unspecified “technical difficulties” and official spokesmen could not be reached for comment.
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